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A Japanese Redneck House

A Japanese Redneck House
Illustrated by Redneck Hiro

Sunday, September 11, 2011


Masa first come from Japan, lived with me about 40 years ago.

I had three girls and wife. Him and his wife just married.

We work Marco Polo Park in Florida.

My wife pack lunch in same Publix shopping bag. Lunch time I told him, “Hey Masa. Get lunch out.” He so lazy, never look in the bag. Just put hand in pull it out… Chopstick in bottom of bag. I tell him, “Hurry up chopstick!” He stick hand in bottom. Pull chopstick and corn snake same time. He almost passed out.

We were dying laughing.

Corn snake has red skin. Look like poison snake but it not.


He died 18 years ago. I wonder how many years this snake took off Masa’s life…

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

The Redneck Tree House

The Redneck Tree House
When we lived in Cypress Gardens., all my kids nothing to do.

Almost every day watching ski show.

I made for them treehouse, but too high. Only kid not scared of heights is Sayoko. Midori, Yuri watching from ground.

But two years old Hiroshi try to climb up. Sayoko watching them. Mom scream, “Don’t go up!”

Hiroshi looks back. He was almost top of sixteen foot ladder. He freezed. Can’t go up. Can’t coming down.

I come home saved him. Otherwise he may not sushi chef.

Thursday, August 18, 2011

Redneck Hiro and the Peach Adventure

Redneck Hiro and the Peach Adventure

"Mr. Yamada, can we have some peach?"

"No. Hurry up and go to school!"

"Mr. Yamada, we want only few peaches."

"Beat it!"

"Crow been eating peach. Why we can't have?"

"I tell you why. I rather feed crow. I hate kids-like you two!"

He not give us nothing. We use stick. Beat peach down right front of him. 

His face turn red. Chase us walking cane. 

Took all peach on the ground then run. Make him more mad. 

We do into rice fields which is muddy. He don't like it. Then show him moon. Few days later, my mother pay him.