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A Japanese Redneck House

A Japanese Redneck House
Illustrated by Redneck Hiro

Thursday, August 18, 2011

Redneck Hiro and the Peach Adventure

Redneck Hiro and the Peach Adventure

"Mr. Yamada, can we have some peach?"

"No. Hurry up and go to school!"

"Mr. Yamada, we want only few peaches."

"Beat it!"

"Crow been eating peach. Why we can't have?"

"I tell you why. I rather feed crow. I hate kids-like you two!"

He not give us nothing. We use stick. Beat peach down right front of him. 

His face turn red. Chase us walking cane. 

Took all peach on the ground then run. Make him more mad. 

We do into rice fields which is muddy. He don't like it. Then show him moon. Few days later, my mother pay him.


  1. Wow! What an unhappy old man... I'm sure you NEVER did anything to irritate him.

  2. I love this story!
    Where did you go?
    I was hoping to read more Japanese Redneck stories!