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A Japanese Redneck House

A Japanese Redneck House
Illustrated by Redneck Hiro

Sunday, September 11, 2011

REDNECKHIRO’S PRACTICAL JOKE ON MASA


REDNECKHIRO’S PRACTICAL JOKE ON MASA
 
Masa first come from Japan, lived with me about 40 years ago.

I had three girls and wife. Him and his wife just married.

We work Marco Polo Park in Florida.

My wife pack lunch in same Publix shopping bag. Lunch time I told him, “Hey Masa. Get lunch out.” He so lazy, never look in the bag. Just put hand in pull it out… Chopstick in bottom of bag. I tell him, “Hurry up chopstick!” He stick hand in bottom. Pull chopstick and corn snake same time. He almost passed out.

We were dying laughing.

Corn snake has red skin. Look like poison snake but it not.

He scream, “WAS POISON SNAKE! HAS TRIANGLE HEAD!”

He died 18 years ago. I wonder how many years this snake took off Masa’s life…