I may be a worthless person to babysit. I don't worry about anything. Go on climb up high place. I let them do. They should learn some time. Fall off and get hurt, may not try again. Of course, the first time I babysit my kids, I never watch anybody's kids before. I never changed diaper. I thought Midori can. But she can't. What expect 5 years old kid? She tried hard but she never changed diaper before either. Since we couldn't keep a diaper on her, she ran around bare butt and when she made a mess, I hosed her down in the laundry room. Water must have been a little cold because Sayoko hopped up and down every time the water spray hit her. Sayoko ate in the laundry room and when she went to sleep, I put a trashbag under her in the crib. It was the longest two days I ever felt. First time I appreciate my wife.
A Japanese Redneck's "Diaper Wipes"
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OMG! Poor little Sayoko's hiney! BRRRRRR..LOL. Then she ate where she just got hosed down? EWWWW!!! :P I am now going to show this to the boys so they have a appreciation for me as a stay at home mom! LOL..ty Hiro for helping us appreciate the little things in life..Like a clean diaper!
ReplyDeleteOh, by the way Sayoko, your dad gave you a big rearend in the photo..LOL.
ReplyDeleteHiro be ashame of youself...just as funny reading this as it was when you told it to us. Poor Poor Sayoko, hope this didn't affect you in your adult life.
ReplyDeleteKeep em coming man
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Wait til he draws a picture of HER children... then they'll have these ginormous heads...
ReplyDeleteHey, there were times I consider doing that to Noah... like the time he had a stomach bug while still in diapers. As I get to the daycare, I hear these weird squirting noises. I knew I was in trouble. These things NEVER happened when Yuri was watching Noah.
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