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A Japanese Redneck House

A Japanese Redneck House
Illustrated by Redneck Hiro

Thursday, February 4, 2010

More Japanese Redneck evidence...

Guest Blogger: redneckhiro's daughter #1
If you 'babysit' your two year old granddaughter while you dig a hole with the backhoe,
 
you MIGHT be a redneck.

If you start your kids (or grandkids) working by the tender young age of 2,

 

 
you MIGHT be a redneck.


If you convince your two year old granddaughter that a backhoe is the most best toy EVER,

 
you MOST DEFINITELY ARE
a redneck!!!

11 comments:

  1. Well... you WERE very cute in the picture and is that other one Chantz?

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  2. Emi is STILL CUTE!!! Pictures 1,2, and 4 are Emi. Picture 3 is of me. Daddy says I was trying to copy him and was getting ready to make a bonsai but I KNOW that I've also hauled plenty of those prickly juniper trees (in all fairness, maybe I WAS a little older when I actually HAULED them).

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  3. OHHHHH....Precious pics of you guys, how adorable..That's the Hiro we know and love.

    To the Kids: Please enjoy these stories with Dad while he is still with you.

    Tex & Harmony Rose

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  4. We, the kids, are trying very hard to enjoy the stories and we do enjoy them a lot-when they're not bringing up all of those violent tendencies we felt toward each other. It's amazing how fast I can go from being 45 years old to being eight years old.

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  5. Midori & Family, You guys sound just like all the other families we know...true rednecks in these parts. Nothing can replace the family ties that you all shared growing up no matter how hard. We love your Dad and have enjoyed him being in our lifes as well. Thank you for allowing us the opportunity to know your family.

    Keep em coming Hiro!!!

    Harmony Rose & Tex

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  6. Ok Mi-mi, Justin didn't write that sarcastic comment, your mean old Aunt Yuri did. But you aren't "cute" now. /sniff, sniff, you's all grown up now :(

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  7. And Debi, just think... Chantz and Kota were never abandoned with their crazy grandfather in a house infested with Mickey and Minnie. Remember the when the wind blows outside and you can feel it inside???

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  8. Emi, you can come work at my job any day. You know more how to handle a backhoe than most of the guys that work there.

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  9. Hello Yanagida Family,
    This is from the Wilson Family of Chanticleer Road in Anaheim, CA, your former neighbors! My Dad, Wayne Wilson has been searching for you guys for some time now. He has a few very old pictures of your Mother Yoshi and your Grandparents when they visited the United States. If you would like to contact me please email me at cathyannw@adelphia.net.
    Many Blessings,
    Cathy

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