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A Japanese Redneck House

A Japanese Redneck House
Illustrated by Redneck Hiro

Sunday, February 6, 2011

The Japanese Redneck Juice Stand

The Japanese Redneck Juice Stand

We lived right outside of Cypress Gardens in our own house. Free rent.

Good thing we live in orange grove – which is Cypress Gardens owned.

All my kids stick plastic sucker into orange, squeeze orange juice one after another. They pick anything they want. That is redneck juice stand – free.

Hiroshi don’t know how to suck in orange juice. Midori or Sayoko help him.

They get enough vitamin C. Never miss school – which was important. We were so poor – no medical insurance.

1 comment:

  1. Yuri (who only missed one official day in 12 years)August 26, 2011 at 4:55 PM

    Was that why you always made us go to school? I remember getting sent home and being very sick. You made mama take me back to school. The principal said I was too sick to be around the other kids, so I didn't know what to do. I stood outside of the school wondering where to go when the principal found me. He said, "Your mother hasn't come to get you yet?" I said, "My father said I'm not sick and made me come back." He called you up and told you I was very sick and I needed to be at the dr.

    I think the real reason was you didn't want to have all your children home sick around you. You'd rather send us back to school so that the teachers would deal with us. :D

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