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A Japanese Redneck House

A Japanese Redneck House
Illustrated by Redneck Hiro

Monday, March 1, 2010

***Short Story Contest Winner***

The Story of the Adventurous Crab
by Jared Patterson
 
A long time ago, there was a blue crab named Hiro. His dream was to go on land and see what it would be like there. So Hiro went off swimming through the water. After every mile he had to come up to see where he was. He had swam for twelve miles and still had twelve more miles to go. A few miles away, he saw a pier, where he saw a rock to rest on. While he was on that rock, he heard this yell crying, "Help! help! save me! save me! They're after me! They're after me!" Hiro looked on the pier. He saw a octopus running for his life. The octopus dived in saying, "Hide me please! the circus is after me!" Then, Hiro hid him under the rock. The ringmaster yelled, "WHERE IS MY OCTOPUS???" in a rage. He looked everywhere, but he could not find the octopus. The the ringmaster walked off angrily. The octopus hopped back on land, he turned around saying, "Thank you blue crab for not telling the ringmaster!" "Don't mention it." said Hiro. All of the sudden, Hiro hears a crow. The crow says, "Hello, what are you doing our here?" Hiro replies, "I want to see what it's like on land." Then crow says, "Believe me. You do not want to go out on land!" SPLASH! "Believe the crow." said a voice from the ocean. SPLASH! Hiro looked in the water to see where the voice came from. It was Royal Red Snapper. The Royal Red Snapper came up to Hiro and said, "You do not want to go on land. I was captured by the humans in a big net with a ton of other fish! I almost died! I flipped out of the net and got away! But I saw what they did to the other fish." Hiro asked, "What happened Royal Red Snapper?" "You don't want to know kid." Then, crow says, "It's true. I saw the whole thing myself, while I was flying over the boat! Lots of fish died that day." Hiro said, "Poor fish!" He looked over to the island, and decided, "My dream can wait another day!" Then Hiro hopped back into the ocean. He was grateful, God made him a crab to live in the ocean where he would be safe from humans.


Jared is the Grand Prize Winner of the Short Story Contest for the Grandkids held by Redneck Hiro. He is 12 years old and lives with his family in western Europe.

7 comments:

  1. THANK YOU,THANK YOU,THANK YOU :)

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  2. WTG Jared! Not only a great story, but thank you for not being lazy like your cousins here in TN! I see your following in you grandpa's footsteps with the story telling! Now all you have to do is get his fried rice recipes and your on your way to become a FINE japanese redneck! LUVS U! xxoo Aunt Debi

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  3. P.S. Thank you for pointing out that that was a red snapper..I kinda thought it coulda been a japanese lochness monster too....LOL

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  4. Isn't ANYBODY going to comment on the blue crab's name?

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  5. I think it's rather appropriately named... a BLUE crabby Hiro...

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  6. Aunt Midori I know who is the blue crab is it describes grandpa perfectly.Because blue crab is adventures like grandpa :>

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